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Sunday, May 3, 2009

Warm Tingly Sensations*

Dear Shemah and Rozie,

I don't really know how to tell you this, your nostrils are insulting. I think I realized it last year when you peed your pants at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on my father. I'm sure you're high enough to understand that I may pee my pants. I'm returning your couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your glass eye as a memory. You should also know that I never will forget that night and I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo.

Warm tingly sensations,
Ane

Here's how you do it:

Dear (the person who tagged you),
I don't really know how to tell you this,(1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12), Name

1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chr�tien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat - shamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your suicide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex change
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself

I saw this over Shemah's notepad in Facebook and I thought I'd steal grab it, but then I was lazy forgot, until recently when Rozella posted it. So here it is, another fun meme!sengihnampakgigi

Oh, and I am tagging Twinks, Marzie, Jean, Monica and Bill. Have fun people!sengihnampakgigi

ANE Thanks her First Commenter with linky love
Thank You for gracing me with your presence!

TAF

23 comments:

Shemah said...

:-D :-D that's so funny ANE!!! hahahahahahah

Shemah said...

What a bunch of pants pee-ers!! LMAO!!! And OMG ane! You'll never forget THAT night??? I hoped you wouldn't remember!! Now I'm sooo DOOMED!! hahaahahaaha

Rozella said...

Remind me again what happened that night? Hehehe

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Rozella said...

Ane, I think you need to attend Pee-ers Anon! :-P :-E *DONT_KNOW* O:-)

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Rozella said...

P/S: Sorry if I've been MIA-ing again. It's just been a crazy week. :) I hope your enjoying your Sunday.... :*

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Mariuca said...

:* :* :* :*

Mariuca said...

Thanks for tagging me Ane, this will make a great interim post yeah? LOL! :* :* :* :*

Mariuca said...

LOL to reincarnated as an Eskimo!!! :* :* :* :*

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Ane said...

LOL nothing but the funniest Shemah! LOL I love this tag by the way! :-D

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Ane said...

you mena you don't remember THAT night??? LOL :-D

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Ane said...

That's okay Rozie, I know you're busy with work, but relax more often okay? :) all work and no play can't be good for you.. :-P

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Ane said...

LOL @ Pee-ers Anonymous!!! :-D :-D :-D

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Ane said...

See you at our next PA Meeting Rozie.. LOL :-D :-D :-D :-D

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Ane said...

LMAO @ pants pee-ers!!! :-D :-D :-D and yeah THAT night I will totally not forget, it's engraved in my mind! LOL :-D :-D :-D

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Ane said...

Hi Marzie!! :* :* :* I hope you enjoyed your weekend getaway! :)

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Ane said...

Yeah, and it's fun too Marzie, I can't wait to read yours! :-D

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Ane said...

LOL! :-D :* :* Thanks for coming by Marzie, and hey, MD has an EC now, wooHoo! :-D

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Shemah said...

Hahahaha I know! It's crazyyyy, Ane!! It never fails to make me laugh!! LOL!
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Ane said...

Shemah, which blog you want here today? *DONT_KNOW* *DONT_KNOW*

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Shemah said...

TAF please!! :-) Thanks hun!! :-)
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Ane said...

I loove tags like these Shemah, it's fun! :-D

Ane said...

TAF is up and so is your point! :)

Ane said...

I wouldn't want to be reincarnated any other way Marzie.. LOL :-D

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