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Thursday, April 15, 2010

I'm getting my Sister a Pepper Spray

I was so totally ready to upload pictures from my vacation with the kids, but I just realized my mom's laptop doesn't have an SD card reader, so you guys just have to wait until next week to see what I've been up to with the kids.

Anyway, let me tell you about my sister, Joy.

I haven't seen my youngest sister, Joy, in almost 3 years and when I saw her, I was really surprised at how much she's grown. Her boobs are huge! LOL You know how having big boobs is one of my frustrations, right? and well, Joy is the only one among us sisters who have been blessed with boobs. Coy and I's boobs combined are still too small for one of her boobs. LOL OMG, Joy is so going to kill me when she reads this, but hey, it's my blog. LOL love yah sis!

Okay, I still haven't figured out how to put smileys on my posts so please use your imagination for now, just know that I am laughing my ass off right now. LMAO!

Anyway, I am worried about how my sister's huge boobs might be getting her the wrong kind of attention, and it's not just me, my brother, Drake, feels the same way. We feel like guys check her out because of her boobs. LOL Which is true, sometimes we see people looking at her boobs and not her face, creeps! But I guess if I were a guy I'd be doing the same thing right? So anyway, I can only imagine how anxious my step father gets whenever Joy gets home late. I mean, there are a lot of crazy people out there, and ever since they have sold their van, my step father can no longer bring her to and from school, so you can understand the worry. I am seriously thinking of getting my sister a can of pepper spray. She definitely can use one in her bag especially since Manila is a big city and is full of crazies.

On second thought, I think I'll get her a mace too! Just in case she needs a stronger kind of self protection. I could get her a bear spray but I think that would be a bit too much, don't you think? LOL.

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Debbie a.k.a. Phatelara


Phatelara said...

Lol!! You're too funny Ane!

Phatelara said...

Anyway, I've some friends who have huge boobs and whenever I caught guys staring at her boobs, it creeps ME out! She of course, loves the attention, but it's sad when guys talk to your boobs and not to you. LMAO!

Ane said...

LOL Debbs! :-D thanks, my sister doesn't think it's funny though.. LOL! :-D

Ane said...

I know right?! That's how my brother feels so he doesn't want to take her anywhere cause he says he'll get into a fight cause of her boobs! LOL

It does bother her that guys check her boobs out but at least she doesn't wear revealing clothes so that's a good thing.. :)

David Funk said...

LOL, Ane!!! :-D :-D :-D

I can see why your sister wouldn't like this, but you make valid points all the same. Funny that they just had a show about a week ago asking if boobs can hypnotize men. LOL!

I can definitely see the need for her to have pepper spray. :-D :-D

elai said...

LOL! tsk. tsk. very naughty ane!

Shemah said...

Hey ane! how old is ur sister Joy? I know.. there are soo many creepos out there.. I think a pepper spray is definitely essential for a single girl.. ANYWHERE. Not just the philippines.. there are crazies everywhere! LOL @ bear spray! Yeah.. you can if you want to! LOL!

Although if you get her pepper spray, you gotta practice using it first, because the mist can affect the sprayer as well.. :) Anyways, i can't wait to see pics of you guys having fun in manila! ♥

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